J.D.: [v.o.] I honestly think the best part about working here is the patients. When they see how much you care, they're grateful.
Mr. Simon: About time, idiot.
J.D.: Hey, Mr. Simon, good morning. How are you feeling?
Mr. Simon: I was just asking Nurse Fajita if you get extra points for stupid questions.
J.D.: Sir, I was just trying to assess-
Carla: Bambi, don't bother.
J.D.: Carla, please. Sir, if there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable-
Mr. Simon: You can kiss my man-sized ass.
J.D.: Okay, will you hold me after? [chuckles] Maybe we shouldn't bother.