J.D.: Look, Dr. Cox, don't get me wrong. Love getting drunk in my jammies just as much as the next guy, but it's late, so...
Dr. Cox: Thanks for coming out, Newbie. Hope this whole thing wasn't too yucky for you.
J.D.: You seem fine, so I'm...
Dr. Cox: I am not fine. I mean, why do you think we're out here at this bar at two o'clock in the morning? Just so we can go in the urinal and piss on the ice?
J.D.: I love to melt the middle.
Dr. Cox: We're out here because if I go home and go to sleep, the only thing I'm going to be able to think about is I gotta get up in the morning and go back to that place. And you wanna know something, pal? I got nothing. Honest to God, I got nothing. I'm cooked.