Quote from J.D. in My Bed Banter & Beyond
Elliot: Why did he ask me out? J.D.: I don't know. Because you're cute and you're fun, and I told him to. Elliot: What? J.D.: Plus, there's rumours going around that you're a lesbian. Look, you told me not to tell anyone about us, so maybe I just wanna make a point. And now I'm gonna kiss you.