Turk: So I heard Elliot's looking for a surgical consult. Do you know where she is?
J.D.: Why should I know? I don't know where Elliot is.
Todd: I know where the Todd would like Elliot to be. In his pants.
J.D.: Ha. Clever. You know, she told me she's not going out with anyone. You should ask her out.
Turk: Oh, no, no, no. Elliot and the Todd? That's a terrible couple. That's worse- Worse than Joanie and Chachi.
J.D.: Dude, Joanie loves Chachi.