Quote from Turk in My Drug Buddy
Dr. Cox: Look, we're both men. One of us a little more than the other, but that's OK. Turk: What do you want? Dr. Cox: I'm not gonna do anything to mess up what you've got with Carla. That's not my game. Turk: I won't tell Carla how you feel about her. It's not my place. Dr. Cox: But the minute you screw this thing up, and you will screw it up, I'll be waiting. Turk: If you're gonna wait, I'd bring a book, 'cause it's gonna be a while.