J.D.: [v.o.] You really have to keep an eye on things around here, because just when it seems everything's going great, that's when the tiniest thing can throw it all outta whack.
Turk: What are you doing? When the lunch lady asked if you wanted fries, you said no.
Carla: Yeah, but I wanted fries.
Turk: So why didn't you order fries?
Carla: Because I can't have French fries. Duh.
Turk: Here. Have 'em all. Have a fry salad.
Carla: What the? Turk? Baby, come on.
Nurse Roberts: Girlfriend, you know I cannot have French fries.