Dr. Wen: So listen, I've scheduled an appendectomy for you later. Just make sure you're good on potassium.
Turk: Sir, I got so much potassium, it's coming out of my assium, you know what I mean? See, what I did was I took the word potassium and I dropped the first three letters, made a doody joke.
Dr. Wen: Funny stuff.