J.D.: [v.o.] You know what, he's got nothing to say. After all, he's here too.
J.D.: I thought you hated Kelso.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I do. And watching his face as I kick his worthless butt up and down this golf course every week, is basically... It's the most fun I can have without having to cuddle afterwards.
Dr. Jeffrey Steadman: Good night, Irene! Fantastic golf shot, sir.
Dr. Cox: Real nice length. Now, does your husband happen to play? [Kelso fakes a laugh] But, for the record, no, I'm not a hypocrite for being here. What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny little suck-up?