J.D.: I admitted this really neat old lady today.
Turk: Neat? Dude, the 1930s called and they want their lingo back.
J.D.: We had this connection, you know?
Turk: No, I don't know. Now please, let me get my sweat on.
J.D.: [v.o.] Surgeons generally don't like to get too close to patients. Maybe it makes it harder to cut someone open, or too risky. I don't know.
J.D.: I feel like you're missing out. Like, this Mrs. Tanner, she's got this incredible energy and warmth.
Turk: Dude, the League of Women Voters called wanting to know where to send your membership.
J.D.: You're using that "somebody called" joke a lot.