J.D.: Hi, how are you? I have a quick legal question. I'm just curious. What if, hypothetically...
Ted: Oh, God! You killed somebody.
J.D.: No!
Ted: Someone else did.
J.D.: No, no one killed anyone.
Ted: Maimed, mutilated, disfigured. Let's not split hairs.
J.D.: No, I'm not sure there is a problem. I'm running tests, I'm doing everything I should.
Ted: Look, if you know something, by not reporting it you're every bit as culpable. Now, is there anything you wanna tell me?
J.D.: [v.o.] Why am I protecting Turk when he can't give me five seconds?
Ted: Anything at all?
J.D.: [v.o.] Tell him.
J.D.: No.
Ted: [sigh of relief] Scared the hell out of me. [pops pill]