Turk: I'm thinking about asking Carla out today. What do you think?
J.D.: I think the janitor's out to get me.
Turk: Wow. Thank you so much for your help. You know what, why don't you just be a little more paranoid?
J.D.: Wait, Turk.
Janitor: [to a gruff man in a white sleeveless jacket] That's him.