Dr. Cox: Now look around the room real quick and tell me the five lamest people that you see. Feel free to start with me.
Cole: Cool. [Dr. Cox] One, old. [Ted] Two, bald and shiny. [Kelso] Three, super old. [Lt. Underhill], Four, checked out my junk at the urinal. [random barfly] And five, has weird junk. Number four told me.
Turk: We didn't make the list.
J.D.: Nope, we didn't.
Turk: You've just been served.
J.D.: Yeah, and you know what? We're gonna rub it in your face a little bit by doing some Brazilian fight dancing. Five, six, seven, eight. Capoeira, capoeira.
[As they dance, J.D. kicks Turk in the face, knocking him out]
Dr. Cox: That was outstanding.
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes, reality takes the form of a kick to the head.
Cole: Sorry, bros. You just moved up to the numbers one and two spots on my lame list.
J.D.: Well, I think Turk should be number one because he appears to be bleeding.