J.D.: [v.o.] Plus, Elliot and I were better friends than we've been in a long time. We were going to movies.
Elliot: I really liked that.
J.D.: Oprah produced it.
J.D.: [v.o.] We were going out to dinner.
Elliot: My salmon was great.
J.D.: You know, Oprah owns that restaurant.
J.D.: [v.o.] And on weekends, when I had Sam, she even came over for breakfast.
Elliot: I could make pancakes, or we could have Oprah O's! And check this out.
Oprah: [v.o.] Who wants to eat some cereal?
Elliot: That's funny.
J.D.: That's it? Not only did I rig this box, but I got Whitney in payroll to tape her Oprah voice. I've been working on this joke for over a week, and all you can muster is a little chuckle?
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop!
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: It's broken.
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop it!
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop, stupid box!
[Elliot laughs as J.D. beats the cereal box]