J.D. Quote #1646
Quote from J.D. in My Happy Place
J.D.: [v.o.] Plus, Elliot and I were better friends than we've been in a long time. We were going to movies.
Elliot: I really liked that.
J.D.: Oprah produced it.
J.D.: [v.o.] We were going out to dinner.
Elliot: My salmon was great.
J.D.: You know, Oprah owns that restaurant.
J.D.: [v.o.] And on weekends, when I had Sam, she even came over for breakfast.
Elliot: I could make pancakes, or we could have Oprah O's! And check this out.
Oprah: [v.o.] Who wants to eat some cereal?
Elliot: That's funny.
J.D.: That's it? Not only did I rig this box, but I got Whitney in payroll to tape her Oprah voice. I've been working on this joke for over a week, and all you can muster is a little chuckle?
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop!
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: It's broken.
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop it!
Oprah: Who wants to eat some cereal?
J.D.: Stop, stupid box!
[Elliot laughs as J.D. beats the cereal box]
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.