Melody: Hey, I have to check out the linens. Would you care to test them out with me?
J.D.: [v.o.] And there it is. I could only imagine what wonderful place was waiting beneath those covers.
[fantasy: J.D. jumps into a snowy world, where Melody is a mermaid:]
Melody: Greetings, strange traveler. Whilst thou make with me tonight?
J.D.: Alright! Not really sure how it'd go about doing that. I mean, where would I put my...
[Turk, playing the pan flute, appears as a half-man, half-goat]
Turk: Come on, dawg! This is a desperate mermaid! You got to hit that!
J.D.: Show me where to go Turk and I'd be happy to, where is the front door?
Melody: Yeah! That's a gill.
Turk: Yeah, it is.
Melody: Bring those horns down here!
Turk: Oh, they're coming baby. You can handle them?
Melody: Oh, I can handle them!
Turk: Oh yeah, you can.
J.D.: Hey, go Turk! That's my mermaid!
Turk: My baaaaad!
[reality:]
J.D.: Incoming! [bounces off the bed] I would characterize this mattress as springy.