Quote from J.D. in My Cold Shower
Melody: Hey, I have to check out the linens. Would you care to test them out with me? J.D.: [v.o.] And there it is. I could only imagine what wonderful place was waiting beneath those covers. [fantasy: J.D. jumps into a snowy world, where Melody is a mermaid:] Melody: Greetings, strange traveler. Whilst thou make with me tonight? J.D.: Alright! Not really sure how it'd go about doing that. I mean, where would I put my... [Turk, playing the pan flute, appears as a half-man, half-goat] Turk: Come on, dawg! This is a desperate mermaid! You got to hit that! J.D.: Show me where to go Turk and I'd be happy to, where is the front door? Melody: Yeah! That's a gill. Turk: Yeah, it is. Melody: Bring those horns down here! Turk: Oh, they're coming baby. You can handle them? Melody: Oh, I can handle them! Turk: Oh yeah, you can. J.D.: Hey, go Turk! That's my mermaid! Turk: My baaaaad! [reality:] J.D.: Incoming! [bounces off the bed] I would characterize this mattress as springy.