J.D.: [v.o.] And some people just need to do something impulsive.
Dr. Cox: There. Nobody liked my haircut so now they can all just suck it.
Jordan: Yeah, you win. God, I can't believe I'm getting my C-section today.
Dr. Cox: Did... Did you forget to tell anyone?
Jordan: No, I told the nanny to stay overnight and my mom booked a flight for next week, and I'm meeting the OB at the hospital in 2 hours.
Dr. Cox: No.
Jordan: Did I not tell you?
Dr. Cox: You did not!
Jordan: I could have sworn I texted you. Well, it's for the best, 'cause if you knew you just would get all panicky and annoying. And this way you only have to freak out for a couple of hours, most of which I'll be unconscious. Kind of like our honeymoon.
Dr. Cox: Except this time, when you wake up, you'll have a baby girl in your arms instead of the Bolivian limbo champion.
Jordan: Oh, Marco, what a cheeky monkey! How come we don't travel anymore?