Dr. Cox: Well, if it isn't Nurse "Everything happens for a reason". [spills coffee] Oh, gosh, darn it. I went ahead and spilled a little coffee, I wonder what the reason was for that! [J.D. slips]
J.D.: Okay, I am not moving until you at least offer to help me up.
Dr. Cox: There is no rhyme or reason to anything. Why can't you just get that?
Nurse Roberts: Why is it so important that everyone believes what you do?
Dr. Cox: Because I'm right and I'm the only one with any proof.
J.D.: I'm still down here.
Nurse Roberts: You don't need proof when the good Lord fills your heart with faith.
Dr. Cox: Oh my God!
[A nurse walks over J.D.]
J.D.: Ouch! Thank you for that Noelle.
Nurse Roberts: You can keep on huffing and puffing all you want to, you're never gonna change the way I feel.
Dr. Cox: Oh, please! I'm so angry right now!
J.D.: You know what? We're no longer speaking!