Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: You know, i was in the Navy. It's important to remember the good men that you serve with. That's why I carry around a a little reminder of my buddy, Johnny. Would you like to see it? Brian: Sure. Dr. Kelso: Fantastic! [closes curtains] [later, as Kelso opens the curtain and zips up his pants:] Dr. Kelso: And Johnny's got a tattoo on the same cheek that says "Bobby". Brian: He probably doesn't regret that at all. Dr. Kelso: No, you just can't find that kind of bond in civilian life. Although I've often wondered what my life would be like if I'd stayed in the service. [fantasy: Dr. Kelso walks into a Vietnamese sweatshop, wearing his Navy uniform as a Vietnamese-language version of "Up Where We Belong" plays. Dr. Kelso picks up a Vietnamese woman and carries her out to applause from her co-workers:] Co-worker: [Vietnamese: "Way to go Ling Ling. Way to go."] [reality:] Dr. Kelso: I would have asked to be stationed in South East Asia... for the food.