[song "Guy Love":]
J.D.: Let's face the facts about me and you A love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear, The crowd will always talk and stare.
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too. And that's why I keep them inside. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain. And sometimes is easier to hide...
Both: than explain our Guy Love. That's all it is. Guy Love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it In our eyes.
Turk: You ask me about this thing we share.
J.D.: And he tenderly replies.
Both: It's guy love Between two guys.
Turk: We're closer than the average man & wife.
J.D.: That's why our matching bracelets say "Turk & J.D."
Turk: You know I'll stick by you For the rest of my life.
J.D.: You're the only man Who's ever been inside of me.
Turk: Whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix.
J.D.: There's no need to clarify.
Turk: Oh no?
J.D.: Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend.
Turk: But in a totally manly way.
Both: Let's go. It's guy love, don't compromise The feeling of some other guy. Holding up your heart Into the sky.
J.D.: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.
Both: It's guy love between two guys.
J.D.: And when I say "I love you, Turk". It's not what it implies.
Both: It's guy love... Between Two Guys.
J.D.: No hands.