Elliot: Hey, check this chart out. This guy says he's been in pain for three months.
J.D.: [v.o.] For doctors, pain is complicated. Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race.
[A Japanese man with a blade stuck in his shoulder]
Man: Does what hurt?
J.D.: [v.o.] Gender.
[A man holding his wife's hand as she gives birth]
Man: Ow! I just bit the inside of my lip. Nothing has ever hurt so badly.
J.D.: [v.o.] Or even their sex life.
[A latex-covered man with multiple piercings]
Man: Oh, yeah! That feels good!
J.D.: [v.o.] And since there's no good way to truly gauge how much pain someone's in, we have to rely on an archaic chart.
Elliot: Mr. Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart. Yep, you're a seven.
Mr. Peele: What's a 10?
[The Todd screams as he swings by the window, hanging from the roof by his banana hammock]
J.D.: That's a 10.