Quote from J.D. in My Missed Perception
Elliot: Hey, check this chart out. This guy says he's been in pain for three months. J.D.: [v.o.] For doctors, pain is complicated. Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race. [A Japanese man with a blade stuck in his shoulder] Man: Does what hurt? J.D.: [v.o.] Gender. [A man holding his wife's hand as she gives birth] Man: Ow! I just bit the inside of my lip. Nothing has ever hurt so badly. J.D.: [v.o.] Or even their sex life. [A latex-covered man with multiple piercings] Man: Oh, yeah! That feels good! J.D.: [v.o.] And since there's no good way to truly gauge how much pain someone's in, we have to rely on an archaic chart. Elliot: Mr. Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart. Yep, you're a seven. Mr. Peele: What's a 10? [The Todd screams as he swings by the window, hanging from the roof by his banana hammock] J.D.: That's a 10.