Dr. Cox: I wasn't sure if you wanted to give him more money or skip the middleman and actually give him narcotics. So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich. It's not heroin, it's smoked turkey.
Jordan: So you thought if you made me look like a fool, I'd quit, is that it?
Carla: So, Jordan, I heard Sam got you. Don't worry, he totally suckered me once.
Nurse Roberts: When I first started, I lent my car to a patient to go pick up her kids. Last time I ever saw that IROC.
Turk: Remember that Meningitis patient who stole your identity?
J.D.: Darryl, he's cool. From now on, he's only gonna use my credit card for emergencies.
Dr. Cox: It's a rite of passage that you have to go through around here to be accepted.
Jordan: Oh, my God! You actually did something nice for me.
Dr. Cox: No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was a selfish act. If other people talk to you, you won't have to talk to me.
Jordan: Cute.