J.D.: Listen, today if you bother me, could you do it without being around me? I have new interns starting.
Can you imagine what it's like to see this place through their eyes the first time?
Todd: Something on your shirt, kid. Oh. Ha-ha! Classic!
Jordan: Hey Sparky, it's five dollars a minute to stare in public. It's free in private, [purrs]
Dr. Kelso: You're gonna love it here, sport.
Ted: Get out while you still can. Seriously, get out while you still can.
Nurse Roberts: Junior, have you seen Johnny? You know, Alzheimer's patient, likes to tackle people? Has anybody seen Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient?
J.D.: Hey, you must be Keith. Don't look so nervous, buddy. I got your back.
Johnny: Who am I?
J.D.: [groans]
Nurse Roberts: I found him.