Quote from J.D. in My Lips Are Sealed
J.D.: Aren't you gonna be late to meet Carla? Turk: I've got time. J.D.: [v.o.] Turk and Carla were having relationship troubles, so she'd been staying at Elliot's for a few days. J.D.: You were late the last time. Turk: Yeah, but I set the clock ahead an hour last night so I wouldn't be late. J.D.: Yeah, but last week I set it back 3 hours so we could see what it felt like to live in Honolulu. Turk: Yeah, but then I set the clock ahead 5 hours so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve for watching porn in the middle of the day. J.D.: But then I set it back 43 minutes to 8:08, turned the clock upside down to see if it looked like the word "BOB," which, incidentally, it totally does... Turk: That's true. J.D.: Which means that it's actually... Both: 9:52!