Dr. Molly Clock: Hey. Uh, we gotta do the dinner another night.
Elliot: How come?
Dr. Molly Clock: Well, Mike got up early this morning and he wanted to read the paper, and I don't get it, so then he went to the neighbors', and they don't get it either, so he broke into their garage and stole their car and wrapped it around a telephone pole.
Elliot: Oh my God, is he okay?
Mike: I've been better.
Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike.
Elliot: Oh, that's great.
Dr. Molly Clock: I'll be right in. Elliot, I'm sorry-
Elliot: You don't have to say anything I know all about how it is when you think a guy is great and he ends up being a car thief.
Dr. Molly Clock: Well, you know, relationships are never perfect, and... And Mike's got a lot of potential. He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
Elliot: [v.o.] Oh my God, my mentor's a crazy person!