J.D.: [v.o.] As I was doing the Naked Chicken Dance that my uncle Bart had taught me, I realized that life couldn't get much better than this.
[After Dr. Cox barges in, J.D. grabs a photo frame to cover his private parts]
Dr. Cox: Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it's cute that you're violating her little sister doesn't mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades. And oh, my God, what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard!?
J.D.: My bad. [turns photo frame around] It's a beautiful shot of you.
Dr. Cox: Jus- Come here! Ju- You filthy, filthy boy! Filthy girl! Filthy girl!
Danni: Aw, you're okay, Little Buddy!
J.D.: [v.o.] No!