Quote from J.D. in My Fifteen Seconds
J.D.: [v.o.] As I was doing the Naked Chicken Dance that my uncle Bart had taught me, I realized that life couldn't get much better than this. [After Dr. Cox barges in, J.D. grabs a photo frame to cover his private parts] Dr. Cox: Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it's cute that you're violating her little sister doesn't mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades. And oh, my God, what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard!? J.D.: My bad. [turns photo frame around] It's a beautiful shot of you. Dr. Cox: Jus- Come here! Ju- You filthy, filthy boy! Filthy girl! Filthy girl! Danni: Aw, you're okay, Little Buddy! J.D.: [v.o.] No!