J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, God, this is painful. It's like watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid faced a very difficult decision and she chose an extremely risky course.
J.D.: [v.o.] He's like a royal python torturing a hopper mouse. Man, I love Animal Planet.
Dr. Kelso: I believe we all have a lesson to learn from Dr. Reid's case.
J.D.: [v.o.] And here comes the crushing blow.
Dr. Kelso: I say kudos to Dr. Reid.
J.D.: What-os to who?
Dr. Kelso: Without surgery, her patient didn't have a Popsicle's chance in hell. By making the tough choice, she at least gave Mrs. Kahn an honest shot. And now, for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there...
[fantasy: J.D. is alone in the seats:]
Dr. Kelso: If you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks, you will never be a great doctor.
J.D.: Never?
Dr. Kelso: Never ever.