Elliot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Jill Tracy: [on the phone] Tim, sweetie, I wouldn't have slept with someone else if I didn't love you so much.
Elliot: No, no, no, no, no! Stop! Hang up the phone!
Jill Tracy: Hold on one second. Hold on! Hi!
Elliot: Your last name is Tracy! Well, of course you know that your last name is Tracy. But what you don't know is there's a woman in 308 whose first name is Tracy. So I started thinking about your urine sample and how you always carry that water bottle with you and stay well-hydrated, which is why your pee is a much lighter color than most people's, and then I remember the sample that came back with your name on was bright yellow, and the other Tracy, well, she is not much of a water drinker, which is why I think her skin looks so pasty.
Jill Tracy: OK, sweetie, I'm going to need you to get to the point.
Elliot: You're not pregnant! The lab tech just switched the samples.
Jill Tracy: You're killin' me. [on the phone] Hey, sweetie, you know I was joking about all that stuff, right?