J.D.: Oh, excuse me, Nurse Teresa. Have you ever read the Bible?
Carla: I started it. Then I skipped to the end and it ruined it for me.
Turk: That's it. Both of you to the window. Let's go. Right now. "When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy." Matthew, 2:10.
J.D.: Dude, that's just the big Christmas tree in Miller Park.
Carla: I understand what you're saying, baby.
Turk: Oh, please. You can't just jump back on my good side. You see all of this right here? And this? And this? Consider yourself cut off. Full love embargo, baby.
Carla: [exaggerated gasp] That's not gonna last.
Turk: It will last.
Carla: Yeah?
Turk: It's gonna last.
Carla: What if I came up to you, all tired, and, you know, I just I had to yawn?
Turk: Damn!