Dr. Kelso: Hi, sport. I sure hope you're not using that phone to make a personal call.
Turk: No, actually that was David Morrison's father. He's a patient of mine. Dave's a good kid.
Dr. Kelso: Well, he sounds terrific. You two are becoming best pals, huh? Well, you know what we should do is the three of us play a game of stick ball.
Turk: Sir?
Dr. Kelso: Sure. All we need is a stick, a ball and a pocket full of dreams. Or we could take turns bowling your patient down the hallways of my hospital.
Turk: I can explain.
Dr. Kelso: Spare me.
Turk: Spare you. That's good, sir, 'cause of the bowling thing. You're not making a joke, are you?
Dr. Kelso: Not at the moment.
Turk: I just think he's a good kid and I really thought he needed a friend.
Dr. Kelso: Young man, your patients don't need friends, they need a doctor.