J.D.: [v.o.] I can't believe today is my last day at Sacred Heart. I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day.
[flashback:]
Carla: Don't look at me when we are moving someone.
J.D.: Why? [bangs head]
[flashback:]
Dr. Cox: And from now on, whenever I am in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk.
[flashback:]
Todd: Charge!
Patient: [screams]
[flashback:]
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Dorian, do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?
[flashback:]
Janitor: You stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I was just making small talk.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
[flashback:]
J.D.: I thought we cared about each other?
Elliot: Oh please, if you don't want to sleep with me, you'd do the same thing.
J.D.: I'd tell you one thing, the last thing in the world I want to do is sleep with you now. [chuckles]
Elliot: Do me right here.
J.D.: Okay.
Elliot: See?
[present:]
J.D.: [v.o.] I won in the end though, because now she loves me and I get to have her whenever I see fit.