Quote from J.D. in My Finale: Part 1
J.D.: [v.o.] I can't believe today is my last day at Sacred Heart. I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day. [flashback:] Carla: Don't look at me when we are moving someone. J.D.: Why? [bangs head] [flashback:] Dr. Cox: And from now on, whenever I am in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk. [flashback:] Todd: Charge! Patient: [screams] [flashback:] Dr. Kelso: Dr. Dorian, do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? [flashback:] Janitor: You stick a penny in there? J.D.: No, I was just making small talk. Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down. [flashback:] J.D.: I thought we cared about each other? Elliot: Oh please, if you don't want to sleep with me, you'd do the same thing. J.D.: I'd tell you one thing, the last thing in the world I want to do is sleep with you now. [chuckles] Elliot: Do me right here. J.D.: Okay. Elliot: See? [present:] J.D.: [v.o.] I won in the end though, because now she loves me and I get to have her whenever I see fit.