Lady: I just wanna look great for my honey bunny. That's my nickname for him. He also loves it cause it's his favorite sandwich. I feel like I finally found the perfect man, you know?
Jordan: Oh, please. There's no such thing. Look at Perry. He pretends he's cold and emotionless, but underneath he's a sweet guy who wants to talk about our relationship all the time.
Carla: Face it. Men are just gassy, selfish, sex-crazed egomaniacs who were put on this earth to make your life miserable, that's it.
Lady: I'm getting married in, like, ten minutes.
Jordan: Ah, you'll live.