Quote from Ted in My Absence
Stephanie: Hey! Ted: I know, we had a great ride. Still friends? Stephanie: Not you, Ted! Ted: Ooh, still alive! Stephanie: So help me, if you ever make me look like a fool again, I will bash your face in with this thing until it is a million pieces. Are we clear? Turk: Crystal. Stephanie: Good. [bangs Ted with the ukulele] Ted: Nope. The Gooch does not like being lied to.