J.D.: Dr. Cox we're sorry. Don't worry tough. Turk and I are gonna help you diagnose this patient.
Dr. Cox: That's terrific, because I'm so darn lost, I just keep procrastinating. I check my emails, I pick up a copy of Us Weekly to see which of my favorite celebs is bringing back the fedora. It's Johnny Depp, by the way.
J.D.: He doesn't think we could help.
Turk: I'd look good in a fedora.
J.D.: Turk, focus. We're being insulted. I'm tired of your not focusing when someone insults us. It ends up all on me.
Dr. Cox: Hey, if you really wanna be useful make like an orderly and take that urine sample down to the lab.