Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Scrubs
J.D.: [v.o.] But most importantly you cannot let any higher-ups find out that a patient is uninsured. Even if they are the ones who brought her here in the first place. Maggie: Bob, I wanna thank you for doing all this even though I don't have any- Turk: Dr. Kelso, we need to talk to you. Dr. Kelso: What is it? J.D.: Ah, we wanna go somewhere with you. Dr. Kelso: Okay. Where? J.D.: A spa. We'd like to get some massages. Dr. Kelso: Mmm. Well, I know just the place.