Elliot: [laughs] He wrestled you, didn't he? See, Keith found his old high school uniform so we've actually incorporated it into our love play. I'm the lesbian coach and he's the captain of the wrestling team, and he turns me... So, have you decided to admit that you're jealous?
J.D.: No, never, okay? And thanks a lot, because the one hour that Kim and I had to actually talk, I was stuck in your stupid boyfriend's scissor-hold.
Elliot: Oh, don't you just love the way his thighs feel against your ears?
J.D.: No, not particularly.