J.D.: His rash is probably purpura from disseminated intravascular coagulopathy, and I missed it, Turk. I'm screwed! Okay, you... you go in there and take care of things. I'll... I'll just stand out here and think about all the things I'll miss about being a doctor. The light cotton outfits, the free gauze.
Turk: He's gone. Somebody shot him.
J.D.: Oh. I hope it wasn't the corn-dog guy. They never got along.