Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.
Elliot: If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.
[fantasy: At the altar, Elliot opens up a fold in a man's tuxedo to reveal a circuit board]
Priest: You may kiss the bride.
Elliot: Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy. [taps his metallic crotch]
Robotic Man: Mazeltov.
[reality:]
Elliot: Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.