Elliot: I'm such a horrible person. I mean, there I was, up on my high horse about Mr. Gerst, and then I just turned out to be just as bad as everyone else.
Dr. Kelso: Sweetheart, give yourself some credit. You were much worse than everyone else.
Elliot: Maybe I was, but you know what? I'm gonna try and better myself. And, unlike you, I'm gonna follow through, Mr. Sign-up-on-the-hospital-bulletin-board-for-private-German-lessons-and-never-show-up. Yeah, that's right. It was my flier. Ich habe stundenlang in diesem Café gewartet. ["I waited at that coffee shop for hours."]
Dr. Kelso: I broke up with my German mistress. She smells like sauerkraut.
Elliot: I'm so sorry.