J.D.: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a janitor make more than you?
Spence: Johnny. Investment banker. So, no. [Turk throws that bag of chips at Spence's face] Why, Christopher?
Turk: Hey, so I've saved up, like, 500 bucks. Where would you put that if you were me?
Spence: I don't know. A wallet, a money clip. Hey, you could get Schmitty and Dan a wedding gift. Dan wants a ferret.
J.D.: Oh, ferrets are nice.
Turk: They're mean.