J.D.: Spence, this is Dr. Cox and-
Jordan: Don't bother. Don't care.
Spence: Oh, yeah. He's the scary man you told me about last night. Hey, congratulations.
Dr. Cox: For what, jackass?
Spence: You just had a baby.
J.D.: No, no, no. She just had a baby.
Spence: Yeah, but you said it was his. And you said something else.
Turk: That he didn't know it yet.
Spence: That's exactly right.
J.D.: [v.o.] Holy crap. Run away. Run away. Run away.