Dr. Cox: Seriously, I had this one patient...
Jordan: He's got a boodgie the size of a grape in his nose. Would you run back to the hospital and get me one of those suction thingies?
Dr. Cox: If I'm not back in 20 minutes, I don't want you to worry because it simply means that I drove by a prostitute on the way home.
Jordan: Oh, make sure it's a girl.