Turk: Dude. TCW's back.
J.D.: [v.o.] TCW is a horrible story. She was married for three weeks before her husband got in a car accident and became a total vegetable. He's been on life support for the last two years. And since he was transferred to our hopsital, she's visited every Wednesday. Very, very sad. Oh, and she's a babe. We call her Tasty Coma Wife. Or TCW for short.