Quote from Elliot in My Sacrificial Clam
Elliot: Why can't couples just be together, you know? Sean: Why is it always about sex? Elliot: Yes, Sean. Yes. Sean: You know, Freud said 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. But, come on, give me some credit. I'd say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising, and the rest by violence in film. Elliot: For me it's 98% getting my dad to love me, 2% chocolate. Sean: Uh-uh. Elliot: Now, you have to stop talking to me so I can get some work done. Say it. Sean: Intercourse.