Dr. Cox: What in the hell is this, parents' weekend?
J.D.: Well, sort of. Elliot and Turk wrote this paper, then my dad decided "I wanna come too," so...
Dr. Cox: Look, Reba, if I ask you a question that doesn't specifically deal with a medical issue, you can bet your powdered bottom that I don't want you to answer. Do you understand?
J.D.: Yeah.
Dr. Cox: It's like working with a monkey.