J.D.: [v.o.] So here's the deal: A month ago, Turk and Elliot wrote a paper on peripheral vascular disease and now they're upset because they have to present it at a big conference.
J.D.: Do you know how many interns would die to do something like that? Not me, because I don't really care about that sort of stuff. Besides, I know in my heart that my paper was, like, a trillion times better. Anyway, it's so political. I mean, surprise, surprise! They went with the black guy and the girl.
Carla: Bambi.
J.D.: What? Come on, what right do they have to be so damn mopey?
J.D.: [v.o.] And that's when Elliot said something that explained everything.
Elliot: Our parents are coming.
J.D.: Oh, I am so sorry.