Patrick Quote #46
Quote from Patrick in The Barbecue
David: Do you have any idea what you've done?
Patrick: I take it the cookie went over well?
David: I have told you for three months now, that I don't want a monthly anniversary gift. And I know you think it's very funny, but this time it went too far.
Patrick: It's a cookie, David, what's the big deal?
David: First of all, a cookie is always a big deal, especially when that cookie just alerted my entire family to the fact that this is officially the longest relationship I've ever had.
Patrick: This is the longest relationship you've ever had? Oh, I shoulda got you more than a cookie.
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Quote from Alexis
Rachel: I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but that's like the oldest trick in the book. Texting a bunch of letters and saying your phone was unlocked in your purse.
Alexis: Right? I used to text Zac Efron just like a question mark whenever I wanted a booty call. Poor thing would be like buzzing my apartment before I even pressed send.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Come on, Johnny, you're talking to a grill master. Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills? Let's see, I've got "License to Grill", I've got "Working Grill", oh and I have "Grills Just Wanna Have Fun".
Quote from Patrick
Patrick: I didn't want it to affect what we have. Okay? And I mean it when I tell you that you have nothing to worry about. 'Cause no matter how hard I tried with her, it just never felt right. And up until recently, I didn't understand why. David, I've spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you. And everything changed. You make me feel right, David.
David: That is quite possibly one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard anyone say. Um, outside of the "Downton Christmas Special".
Patrick: It's the truth.